Everyone stop what you are doing. Right now. We’re serious. Cancel work. Put off life. If your house is on fire, let the fkn thing burn.
McDonald’s has launched a Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurry.
A CADBURY CREME EGG McFLURRY.
Word has been trickling through the that Golden Arches has quietly launched the special, limited time only treat, wherein they take the glorious seasonal egg-shaped treat and mash the shit out of it into soft serve ice cream.
Honestly, why are you reading this anymore?
There’s nothing more to say here.
Maccas has Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurry‘s on the menu, and for the next little while the world is a true utopia.
Who knows how long it’ll last? Run. Don’t walk. Go find out what true happiness tastes like.