Welp. What was looming as something of a slow news day got real interesting really bloody quickly when Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull chucked a two-flag speech earlier today to announce he was bringing the Federal Budget forward.
An hour after Scott Morrison said the budget would be on May 10, Turnbull announces May 3. #auspol #ausecon
— Peter Martin (@1petermartin) March 20, 2016
The Labor party, who do not want to live in a world where dick and fart jokes aren’t funny (can’t blame ’em, TBH), leapt on this like it was February 29th all over again.
Emasculate: “Deprive (a man) of his male role or identity” pic.twitter.com/CbnIx9Me6n
— BuzzFeedOz Politics (@BuzzFeedOzPol) March 21, 2016
Seriously, at some point Canberra needs to stop beating around the bush and admit that 95% of male politicians’ time is spent speculating on who is sporting the heftiest ceremonial mace.