Kim Jong Un Is The Greatest Video Game Hero Of All Time

Are you tired of modern video games with all their whizz-bang bells and whistles and believable heroes and such?

Do you secretly long for a world where the cold, iron-fisted embrace of communism rules supreme?
Are you a bad enough dude to steer the Supreme Leader of North Korea to ultimate glory?

Your wait will soon be over! Glorious Leader is a soon-to-be-released PC and mobile in which you will take command of Kim Jong Un (or will Kim Jong Un take command of you?) and help him smite the capitalist American pigs and their wicked, oppressive ways.
Ever wanted to take control of an ever-so-slightly batshit crazy dictator in glorious 8-bit? Now you can!
Ever wanted to mount a flaming unicorn and smash your way through inept military bad guys? Now you can!
Ever wanted to team up with Dennis Rodman and beat the ever-loving piss out of the Harlem Globetrotters? Now you bloody well can!