IS THIS REAL LIFE?
Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy, the until-now exemplars of true love, have announced they’re done with the whole marriage thing.
Miss Piggy took to her official Facebook page to announce the split yesterday:
After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Kermit the Frog and moi have made the…
Posted by Miss Piggy on Tuesday, August 4, 2015
Kermit posted the same statement, but emphasised the separation is Miss Piggy’s decision.
After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to…
Posted by Kermit the Frog on Tuesday, August 4, 2015
Us rn:
Naturally, everyone who had a childhood was suitably devastated to have final confirmation that love, is in fact, a fucking lie.
Other people were just looking to stir shit up:
And this guy said what we’re all feeling deep down:
The cynical side of us is clinging to the suggestion that this is some SICK publicity stunt to promote the new Muppets TV show airing in September, and that there’ll be a retraction in the not too distant future because ~ hope ~
Until then, let’s look to happier times.
Lead image via Getty.
