If suddenly you’re feeling like ‘Brr it’s cold in here’ it’s because Kate Upton’s Mountainous Bosom has broken off from the Antarctic ice sheet and landed its second cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
At least that’s according to a photo unearthed by Fashion Copious, who are tempting the fates of both the Internet Gods and the particularly litigious folk at Sports Illustrated by leaking the Arctic cover in advance of its usual unveiling on the set of David Letterman’s late night tête-à-tête talk show; a decidedly pervier* show in retrospect.
UPDATE: Sports Illustrated officially released the cover image overnight.
Here’s Kate’s cover from last year, which we can publish in full without having the pants and string bikini sued off us.
*Autocorrect tried to make this ‘perkier’, which also works.