Julie Bishop Quite Literally Unable To Even Deal With Joe Hockey, Serves Face


Foreign Minister Julie Bishop is no stranger to emoting, so storied is her devotion to the universal hieroglyphic language known as emoji that it has surpassed the stuff of mere breakfast television fodder and is now one of the incumbent cabinet’s most reliable assets. 
During business hours Bishop usually remains [notoriously] poker-faced, however, during a speech that Treasurer Joe Hockey gave today during a parliamentary hiatus in honour of the late Malcolm Fraser, Bishop quite literally put face to palm on hearing her colleague’s remarks – actions that speak to more underlying tension in a party already rife with enmity.
“[Fraser] was the great initiator of the Expenditure Review Committee,” noted Hockey of the late Prime Minister, who died at the age of 84 in the early hours of Friday mornin. Hockey then observed that the ERC “has enduredmuch to the chagrin of my colleagues.
Bishop’s reaction, in her preferred dialect, . In a Vine:
Earlier today, reports surfaced in The Australian that Bishop’s foreign aid budget – which has already suffered $11 billion in cuts in the last two years – was likely to receive another massive cut in May’s budget at the hands of the ERC, whose job it is to trim the fiscal fat. 
Bishop, who visited cyclone ravaged Vanuatu over the weekend, was apparently totally unaware of the looming cuts and has since indicated that she intends to confront Hockey over the source of those reports. According to The Australian, Bishop today also announced “a $140 million innovation hub designed to tap private-sector expertise to revolutionise the delivery and effectiveness of Australia’s international aid.” 
When asked by ABC Radio earlier this morning if she was aware that her budget was about to be cut again, Bishop responded, “Well you’d hope I would be, wouldn’t you? So I will certainly be taking that up with the Treasurer to find out the source of that story.
In a word, . In a Vine:

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