In what can only be described as a masterstroke, a freshman quarterback from University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA) recently installed a hot tub in his dorm room, because why the fuck not.
Josh Rosen unveiled the installation of an inflatable jacuzzi in his otherwise stock-standard living quarters via an Instagram video, which shows a friend opening the door to reveal him giving exactly zero fucks about campus policy while enjoying a soak / slice of pizza.
It quickly became the stuff of legend, almost tripling his hook-up abilities.
Chicks even got crafty in their attempts to snap a soak in Josh’s special rub n’ tub boudoir.
It was too good to last, though, and Rosen has since been denied his god-given right to pull chicks with the help of a novelty bathing unit after the UCLA housing folks promptly punctured a hole in it.
“We have been told that the hot tub has been removed from his room,” UCLA associate media director Ricardo Vasquez told TMZ Sports. “It’s gone.”
He’s Josh soaking up the disappointment:
Vasquez said that the school’s residential housing policy prohibits “furnishings which are not officially designated as part of a residential room’s accessories.”
The hot tub might be gone, but least we’ll have the babies that spring up in 9 months’ time to remember it by.
Image via Instagram.
