It is with a heavy heart we announce that iconic Sydney couture palace Jizz Fashion – a landmark of the arcade attached to Town Hall Station – is closing down today.
The shop’s proprietors have confirmed to us that its final day of trading is Friday, June 18, and they’re going out with a bang by offering up great deals to get those last items of clothes off the shelves.
To that end, Jizz Fashion is literally oozing with deals. Nothing in the store is over $29.99, which is a bargain if ever we saw one.
Jizz Fashion will be fondly remembered by anyone who’s ever frantically run through Town Hall Arcade to catch a train. The blouse emporium-cum-inside joke faithfully greeted passers-by with its cheeky sign and great value apparel as we went on our merry way.
Whenever anybody was in the mood for some jizz fashion (which apparently means stylish yet affordable loose garments) they needn’t have looked further than, well, Jizz Fashion.
If Melbourne has Franco Cozzo and Brisbane has Café 63, then Sydney has Jizz Fashion. Or had, more like.
Now, let us relive those treasured Jizz Fashion memories which only sexually frustrated Sydneysiders will understand.
“What are you wearing”
“Jizz. I am covered in Jizz” pic.twitter.com/gL3EkRQIWm— Michael Carney (@carneymichael) January 25, 2016
Good evening only to the fashion store “JIZZ” in Town Hall Square.
— Michelle Law 羅敏儀 (@ms_michellelaw) August 7, 2018
hanging out at town hall station, buying some jizz fashion pic.twitter.com/S2bBBV0j4Y
— Nick Schadegg (@nickschadegg) February 16, 2018
I wanted to take a photo of JIZZ FASHION in Sydney Town Hall Square but I’d probably be the 26383th person to do so 😭
— Kristen S. Hé 何盛皓 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 (@kristenisshe) March 20, 2018
Just your semi regular reminder that “Jizz Fashion” exists, and the reviews are extremely positive pic.twitter.com/HpNa9ev7Jt
— Dave Krantz (@weskrantz) February 11, 2020
Office discussion: just what is up with Jizz Fashion?
— Valéry Giscard d’Estaing (@Iridescent) December 3, 2019
Town Hall Station just won’t be the same without Jizz Fashion and the explosion of joy it brings passengers and shoppers alike.
We wish the proprietors of Jizz Fashion all the best in their future endeavors. Wet sweet dreams, sweet store.
