Since our story about men’s rights activism website Return of Kings‘ fucking hilarious, factually incorrect claims that their #BoycottStarWars campaign (which was run because they believed ‘The Force Awakens’ promoted a non-white, female agenda 
) lost Lucasfilm multiple millions of dollars, the website has upped their shitty ante.
Firstly they directly tweeted that our writer was ‘mentally unstable‘ (rude fuckers), and secondly, they’re now tweeting how overwhelming their influence is on the world (it’s not).
Why? Because Jimmy Kimmel did a parody bit on last night’s ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’, where he rewrote Star Wars‘ opening crawl to be MRA-friendly. And to be MRA-friendly, everyone knows that it has to:
1) remove all mention of non-white people. Only white people belong in sci-fi, particularly space operas.
2) remove all mention of women. Women detract from the Jedi story and could never be a Jedi, nope never, they are far too inferior.
3) somehow include cheap supermarket body sprays (Axe is the Lynx of America, FYI).
4) include boobs. Women are okay, as long as it is only their boobs. Women are just walking boobs. Boobs.
Kimmel is so obviously making fun of these bizarre MRA jerkfaces. IT’S SO OBVIOUS. But, not to the writers of Return of Kings:
We were discussed on a segment of the @jimmykimmel show last night https://t.co/JlZbHmT5Eo Our influence cannot be denied
— Return Of Kings (@ReturnOfKings) January 6, 2016
Enjoy:
Our only criticism is, needs more “m’lady”. This guy gets it:
shoulda known this guy woulda turned out wrong pic.twitter.com/g6wbaNpZFI
— michael hing (@hingers) December 26, 2015
Photo: Youtube.
