Jared Jekyll On Being Humped By Dogs, Doing Porn & MDMA (Simultaneously)

Look, we’ve all been a bit reckless and done silly things on a Tuesday night when we probably should have been home in bed. 

But, unless you’ve paid to give a lesbian amateur porn star cunnilingus, been high on molly, and been humped by dogs at the same time, then your Tuesday night mistakes probably aren’t as wild as Aussie comedian Jared Jekyll’s. 
There isn’t really any more we can say about this, tbh. Jared does an excellent job of making us feel better about our own life mistakes, but we also feel weirdly jealous of this experience at the same time? Fucking hell, Jared.
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We’d highly recommend you subscribe to Confession Booth on iTunes; past episodes are just as sordid royally fucked up, and have included Aussie royalty such as newsreader and darling Tracey Spicer (she talks about her first handjob – it’s gruesome), Brendan Cowell (pashing mates while high on molly is the least of his regrets), and Nick Coyle (boned his stalker, also pashed a horse)

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