Japanese Experts In Fluid Mechanics And Engineering Found ‘Ideal’ Way To Hold Burgers


ICYMI Japanese television show Honma Dekka!? recently undertook the noble task of researching whether or not we, as humans, have been eating burgers to the best of our ability.

After creating a 3D scan of a burger and “trying to figure out how the particles interacted while holding a large hamburger” – because, shut up! That’s why! – the experts in fluid mechanics, engineering and dentistry found that how most of us hold burgers is wrong. In short, we are all repugnant savages with little to no respect for the burger.

Observe:


Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.


Ah, yes.


Quite.

To remedy this horrible slight against the entire burger race, they also developed a solution and presented A New Burger Ideal:


Fig. 1.


Fig. 2. No spillage or loss of burger innards.

Science, we salute you (;__;)7

via Kotaku

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