James Comey’s Book Is Coming Out Soon & Trump’s Already Shitty

Meanwhile in America, former FBI director James Comey has a new autobiography coming out this month. It’s called “A Higher Loyalty: The Truth, Lies and Leadership”  and as you can expect, the book completely pisses all over US President Donald Trump. Almost a year ago, Trump suddenly and quite shockingly fired Comey after following the recommendation of the Department of Justice. 

Comey was the dude who handled the investigation into Hilary Clinton’s emails, who announced the investigation right before the election without confirming the contents of the emails, and who also didn’t mention the FBI was also looking into Trump’s campaign as well.

The book will officially be released on April 17 but CNN obtained a copy and after going through it, reported how Comey goes full savage on Trump.

CNN wrote,

“He painted Trump as a relentless liar who is obsessively unethical, devoid of humanity and a slave to his ego, who is clueless about his job and unconcerned about a Russian assault on American democracy.”


“In one staggering part of the book, “A Higher Loyalty,” Comey said dealing with Trump reminded him of his days prosecuting Mafia kingpins with their “silent circle of assent.”…The boss in complete control. The loyalty oaths. The us-versus-them worldview. The lying about all things, large and small, in service to some code of loyalty that put the organization above morality and above the truth.”


Oh, and then Comey hopped on CNN to talk about the possibility of US President Donald Trump and prostitutes in Moscow peeing on a bed in 2013.

According to Comey, Trump asked him to investigate the pee-tape allegations as to reassure First Lady Melania Trump that he hadn’t paid Russian prostitutes to urinate on a hotel bed.

Just watch it.


Of course, Trump fired up his ol’ twitter account and got ranting about how Comey’s a LEAKER – probably not the best choice of words now – and a liar and terrible at his job, that whole shebang.

Then of course, Twitter rumbled awake.

Comey will appear on none other than Stephen Colbert’s The Late Show on the same day his book launches.