DON’T YOU DARE JUDGE HER BECAUSE WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE.
We know this story to be true because Schumer shared it with the world during an interview with Stephen Colbert on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.
“He left a frozen cake in his freezer, and it was very old… and I would get drunk and I would eat it and I would talk as if he was there and I was at the party that the cake was served at,” she said.
The funny biatch even filmed herself committing the cake thievery.
The world has since been waiting with baited breathe for Gyllenhaal’s response to the non-violent crime against cake – which, for reasons TBD, had ‘You Are A Princess’ iced on its side – and we’ve just got it, thanks once again to one S. Colbert.
Jake Gee [you have to say it in Amy’s voice] appeared on the most recent Late Show and delivered a message for his one-time house guest, made extra-great by a replica birthday cake that Colbert supplied as a prop.