Italy Is Just The Cutest, Is Petitioning For God To Send David Bowie Back

ITALY, YOU BLOODY ADORABLE CUTIES. 

People in Italy are beginning to rally around a particular Change.org petition. It won’t actually do anything, and it was definitely made as a joke. We think. 
The petition is directed to ‘God‘ and it asks for him to return David Bowie, after the tragic departure of the 69-year-old superstar from Earth
The description is actually quite abrupt, which we’re assuming is probably due to direct translation from Italian. It states:

Well… we don’t think anyone was actually agreeable to this in the first place, but there we go. 
Sign the petition if you feel so inclined, and perhaps with a little stardust and Bowie magic, the top dog in the sky will read it and oblige.
Source: Change.org.

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