ITALY, YOU BLOODY ADORABLE CUTIES.
People in Italy are beginning to rally around a particular Change.org petition. It won’t actually do anything, and it was definitely made as a joke. We think.
The petition is directed to ‘God‘ and it asks for him to return David Bowie, after the tragic departure of the 69-year-old superstar from Earth.
The description is actually quite abrupt, which we’re assuming is probably due to direct translation from Italian. It states:
Well… we don’t think anyone was actually agreeable to this in the first place, but there we go.
Sign the petition if you feel so inclined, and perhaps with a little stardust and Bowie magic, the top dog in the sky will read it and oblige.
The petition is here: change.org/p/firma-anche-tu-la-petizione-no-alla-morte-di-david-bowie
Source: Change.org.