There is basically nothing stopping you from engaging with any piece of art in the history of modern civilisation. Every book, every movie, every piece of music, every poem, every TV show, every academic work — it’s all there, on the internet, waiting for you to access it. All of humanity’s great works are available to you, simply waiting for your whim. But that’s not what you want. You want to see video of an Instagram model being bitten on the ass by a wild pig in the Bahamas. And you know what? That’s available to you as well.
32-year-old Venezuelan fitness model Michelle Lewin was having video taken of herself alongside the somewhat infamous swimming pigs of the Exumas when things went awry. Namely, a big ol’ pig decided to bite her right on the ass, shortly after which she piss-bolted away from the pigs, fearing for her ass.
Having done the mathematics to conclude that putting the video on the internet would bring in more traffic than it would shame, Lewin very generously posted it for all of us to enjoy, with the addition of a shot of the post-bite ass. What a world.
You can watch the clip below:
If you love this, then you are going to love the time last year when an Instagram model was bitten by a shark in the Bahamas while posing with the sharks.