Rejoice, friends and loved ones.
Hooters, the American restaurant chain renowned for its objectified waitresses (they also serve chicken wings idk?) is finally bringing in the dongs.
Yesterday, the company announced it will open a fast-casual restaurant, the amazingly named Hoots, outside of Chicago later this month.
Set to appeal to a broader, hungrier crowd, the new store will offer a single-page menu and include Hooters’ very important and definitely-the-reason-people-go-there chicken wings.
But while Hoots staff will no longer be female-only, they also won’t be overtly sexualised in the way that Hooters’ waitresses are; according to spokesperson Lizz Harmon, the chain’s ultra-revealing tight singlet/bright orange short-shorts outfit won’t be coming to Hoots.
Because apparently men just can’t be sexualised in the way that women currently are.
Nope, nothing like that could ever possibly sell.
Jesus Zac Effron’s even wearing the orange shorts how much clearer can we make this?
You are so close, Hoots. Just give the people (read: me) what they want.
Give us the peen of equality.
Source: Uproxx.
Photo: Columbia Pictures.
