In the coming days, weeks, and years until the next federal election, you’ll likely hear a lot of moralising on why Aussies shouldn’t have munted their vote by putting Harambe #1 on the Senate ballot paper or by ordering a Halal Snack Pack through the House of Reps.
Outside of the simple fact that voters can exercise their democratic rights and be forward-thinking memesters without sacrificing the former privilege, it’s kinda likely that the cumulative weight of those dicky votes will actually decide the election’s final outcome.
While the ongoing vote count was suspended in most electorates today, a few tallies were continued across the nation. Ladies and gents, it’s bloody close, and looking at the latest figures puts the whole ordeal into perspective.
Take, for instance, the South Australian electorate of Hindmarsh. With the ABC’s count last updated this evening – and with nearly 80% of the votes counted in total – Labor’s Steve Georganas is leading incumbent Liberal Matt Williams by 639 votes. Six hundred and thirty nine, in an electorate that covers most of Adelaide’s western suburbs:
Photo: Comedy Central / YouTube / ABC.