Those sneaky hackers who break into the accounts of Aussie politicians in the early hours of the morning and like just the one very specific porn Tweet appear to have struck again, and this time, federal Liberal MP Greg Hunt is the hapless victim.
Earlier today, someone – probably the Chinese or the Russians, in an attempt to destabilise the very foundations of our democracy – gained access to Hunt’s verified account and threw a lone, sneaky like to a Tweet from a user by the name of BBW CUM PUMPER 69.
“Which facial queen do you jack off more [to]!?” read the Tweet in question. “HELP US DECIDE!” The available options were Real Miss Banana or Mariah Leonne.
I’ve never jacked off to either of these facial queens, so I can’t help with this one, but it seems like the only truly fair way to answer this question is with a protracted, expensive and non-binding public opinion poll, followed by an excruciatingly drawn-out parliamentary vote.
Seems like something the Liberals might enjoy?
At the time of writing, Hunt appears to have regained control of his account and undone the like. Fortunately, this incident appears to be an isolated one, as the hackers do not appear to have targeted any other accounts. I guess they only went for this one, for whatever reason.
Greg Hunt has not yet made a public comment about the incident.
