Is your butt super cute? Is it your fave feature? Do you kinda wish it was legal to show off your butthole in public? (That’s a bit weird, but you do you babe.)
Thankfully for you and your badonkadonk-lovin’ aesthetic, someone has created a legitimate butthole beauty contest.
It’s run by a bloke called Sloan, and he’s on the hunt for the prettiest, most attractive rosebud so he can make sex toys in its likeness.
He’s offering $5000 to the winner, $3000 to second place, and $2000 to the bronze medallist.
So if you have a gold star pipeline exit, and have the pornstar dream of having sex toys à la you, then bloody hell – are you in luck, buddy.
Look, no matter how dang gorgeous it is, sending photos of your anoos to a stranger sounds dicey as hell to us too.
But old mate Sloan has previously run a similar contest to find the nicest-looking vagina for the same reason (sex toy design), and there was a looooooooooooot of applicants.
People are mad proud of their bits, yo. That’s cool.
If you’re game to show it all off in hopes of a you-shaped butt sex toy, go here: anuscontest.com
(And yes, we were nervous to click on a URL called ‘ANUS CONTEST‘ too, but it’s cool. Just be prepared for NSFW pics of people’s very tidy buttholes if you click on the ‘VOTE’ or ‘LEADERBOARD’ links. Otherwise, you’re chill.)
Source: Anus Contest.
