Ok. Here’s the GIF of a great white shark mouth-slamming into a cage, teeth first:
— ONE News (@ONENewsNZ) November 9, 2015
Who: American tourist Spencer Reilly.
What: a terrifying encounter with a great white shark while cage diving
Where: the South African town of Gaanbai.
Why: the shark was chasing a string of bait on the surface of the water, then decided the human in the cage was better eating and just fucking went for it.
Mr Reilly remains intact, although we can’t say the same for his nerve.