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Ok. Here’s the GIF of a great white shark mouth-slamming into a cage, teeth first:

GoPro Captures Great White Torpedoing A Cage, If You Like Nightmares

Who: American tourist Spencer Reilly.

What: a terrifying encounter with a great white shark while cage diving

Where: the South African town of Gaanbai.

Why: the shark was chasing a string of bait on the surface of the water, then decided the human in the cage was better eating and just fucking went for it. 

How: he had a GoPro, because obviously.

Mr Reilly remains intact, although we can’t say the same for his nerve. GoPro Captures Great White Torpedoing A Cage, If You Like Nightmares

via TVNZ.