FamilyVoice, who are a conservative Christian organisation that’s mission is to “promote true family values in the light of the wisdom of God,” are NOT happy about the ABC airing footage of an actual cock – like, dick, balls and all – on national telly last night, and have gone full-Karen mode to let us know.

In case you missed it, there was a blip of a penis appearance (apenis?) on Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell last night, when a man, butt naked, appeared in the doorway, peen hanging out and all in a discussion about censorship at the ABC. He cheekily stated that “Ita wants to wind the segment up now,” before ducking out as quick as he came in, like a game of ding dong ditch.

FamilyVoice are pretty angry about the whole schdick (okay, I’ll stop now), releasing a statement that claims the ABC is now ‘morally bankrupt’ for daring to show a little human anatomy.

“The TV show Shaun Micallef’s Mad as Hell surprised viewers last night with a glimpse of male nudity,” the statement says.

“Despite the episode’s rating as M, with a warning for coarse language and nudity, it does nothing for families with children watching the show in good faith and expecting a standard of viewing that is acceptable to all mum and dads.”

So, they’re complaining that despite being warned there will be nudity… there was nudity? Make it make sense.

The statement continues to slam the ABC episode, and even gives readers the exact timestamp to when the peepee appears, so we can see it for ourselves, I guess?

“The unpalatable scene can be accessed at its timestamp 14’35” of the June 2nd episode.

“FamilyVoice will continue to defend the moral values of Australian families.”

Ah, gotta love the Karens of Australia, who will demand notice for nudity, ignore those notices, and then get mad when they are presented with the very thing they were warned about. Classic.