End Your Week Right With This Weirdly Sexual Video Of A Guy Chopping Coriander

You don’t want any particularly heavy news to end your week. It’s past midday on Friday, who needs that shit? You’re about to clock off. Why not instead indulge in this video, in which a man slices a massive stack of coriander in the most viscerally satisfying way imaginable.

I stress: you do not need to like coriander to enjoy this video. Before you post “B-but it tastes like soap!” in the comments like a misbehaving child, I implore you to switch off your busted culinary compass and enjoy this video.

It was apparently taken at El Camino Real Mexican Food in Fullerton, California. Behold:

Goddamn. That’s the good stuff.