Dying Man’s Fam Told Him Trump Was Booted So He Could Cark It Peacefully

Look, there’s nothing wrong with telling a teeny tiny white lie to a dying person so their last few moments existing on this mortal plane are pleasant. The morality of this isn’t really in question. Even if it means whispering that Donald Trump has been impeached to a man right on the threshold of death.

A woman in Oregon reportedly did exactly that for her 76-year-old ex-husband as he passed away back on April 6 of this year. He went to the grave not knowing his own name, but absolutely knowing that Trump was no longer the President of the United States. What a way to kick the bucket.
According to the Oregonian:

Mike ran out of family long ago and is survived by his ex-wife and best friend, Teresa Elliott. Though their marriage ran aground, their friendship only grew stronger and hers was the last voice Mike heard. And the last thing she said to him was “Donald Trump has been impeached.” Upon hearing that he took his final, gentle breath, his earthly work concluded. Mike will be forever missed but never forgotten.

Teresa, the ex-wife, explained in further detail what she meant to the New York Daily News. “I knew it was his very, very last moments,” she said. “I knew that would bring him comfort and it did. He then took his final breath.” 


She also made crystal clear that he “hated [Trump’s] effing guts,” in case that wasn’t immediately obvious from the fact a lie about Trump made his final moments perfect.
This is now a key plank in my sexting game, which is remarkably ineffective due to the fact that living people are more than capable of Googling whether Trump is still president or not. Oh well. A man can dream.
Source: Complex.
Photo: Getty Images.

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