Donald Trump Needs Y’all To Know He Has A Big Dick, JIC You Were Wondering

Because US politics is literally now just a “my dick’s much bigger than yours” contest, we now have this.

One of the weirder foibles about the character of Donald Trump, and there are many, is that he apparently has an extremely deep-rooted insecurity about the size of his hands and, more specifically, his short fingers.
The epithet “short-fingered vulgarian” first appeared in 1988, when satirical magazine Spy referred to Trump as such; and it apparently struck a nerve, with Trump repeatedly attempting to get one back up on the magazine over the insult, to which they would respond by simply running the insult again, and again, and again, and again over the course of the next few years.
Trump’s insecurities about his cocktail frank digits have persisted on-and-off in the nearly 30-years since then, and in the past few weeks – ever-since his fellow Republican Presidential Candidates lost all fucks to give and started attempting to beat Trump at his own insult-ridden game – the slurs have returned to the surface of public consciousness.
Last week, Marco Rubio took aim at his tiny, tiny, tiny fucking hands, hurling this zinger the way of the Donald:

“I don’t understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5-foot-2. And you know what they say about men with small hands? You can’t trust them.”


A stinging jab, no? One that had to rattle Donald at least a little.

Anyway now we have this footage of Donald Goddamned Trump reassuring everyone that not only are his hands “huge” but that, by-extension, his dick is similarly mighty.

Bloody hell, America is about to elect Jack Kelly as its Republican Presidential Candidate.

Tiny, tiny, tiny hands. TINY HANDS.
Source: Variety.

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