Jersey Shore fans have lost their minds over a photo of DJ Pauly D that absolutely is *not* the Pauly D we all know and love. To put it simply, this man looks like you asked somebody to draw Pauly D from memory.
Pauly, real name Paul D. DelVecchio Jr, took to Twitter on Saturday to show off his “quarantine beard” in an unrecognisable selfie.
“Quarantine beard,” he captioned the photo, which definitely doesn’t look like him.
Quarantine Beard……… pic.twitter.com/hHMJPqHGBv
— DJ Pauly D (@DJPaulyD) April 24, 2020
You’re probably wondering how a Pauly D lookalike managed to hack his Twitter to post this smouldering selfie, but I assure you, this is actually our man Pauly D.
But the only thing better than the selfie was the truly *chefs kiss* responses to his tweet.
Halloween is still a few months away, but Pauly D has absolutely nailed the DJ Pauly D costume.
why does he look like someone who looks like DJ Pauly D https://t.co/xOMRfEmh9K
— chravis (@travisuser69420) April 25, 2020
Or maybe Pauly E.
https://twitter.com/Quotemeorelse/status/1253937592191422464
But others are convinced it’s another Jersey Shore alum testing out their cosplay game, perhaps our boy Raahhnnn (Ronnie Ortiz-Magro).
why does Pauly D look like Ronnie dressed up as Pauly D…….. https://t.co/SrNs3HOuf3
— no more 𝐵𝓊𝓉𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓃 𝑅𝑒𝓃 (@renzaate) April 25, 2020
Seriously though, stahp it Rahn.
Why Ron out here cosplaying as Pauly D?! https://t.co/dq2U3Rrmoe
— Pay Me What You Owe Me (@_deesse_noire_) April 25, 2020
https://twitter.com/peru_albert/status/1253946268419624960
We don’t know much, but what we know for sure is that this is definitely *not* Pauly D.
Who the fuck are u and where the fucl is pauly d https://t.co/rrBbOL9GQi
— m (@maurinsantosl) April 25, 2020
Who is this man pretending to be Pauly D and where is the real one pic.twitter.com/Aemr0xiH60
— 𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘤𝘢𝘩 📺 (@erycahsoutro) April 25, 2020
Thanks to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, we’re not allowed out of the house anymore, which leaves you with two options:
- Re-watch all of the old Jersey Shore episodes and long for the day you can fist pump in the club again.
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OR
- Grow a Pauly D-esque quarantine beard.
Choose your fighter.
