Create The Aftermath Of Yr 1st Post-Iso House Party In Diorama Form & We’ll Fang You A Couch

Contributor: PEDESTRIAN.TV

Welcome to our weekly competition, I LIVE FOR THE DIORAMA – where you create Louvre-worthy DIY dioramas and we award you with a couch for being an artsy bitch.

Here’s the scoop: with so many deliveries in iso, and subsequently a lot of boxes lying around, we decided that it’s time to put ’em to good use. Boxes, coincidentally, are also great for you to vent your frustrations in, as the chaos of your mind can be ejaculated into a confined space. How neat.

So whomst is ‘I LIVE FOR THE DIORAMA’ and what’s the lowdown?

Each week, we’ll post a call-out asking y’all to make cute dioramas based around a certain iso-related theme. All you have to do is get crafty as fuck and send us your glorious pieces of DIY art, and we’ll award the most iconic entry with a brand-spankin’ new 3-seater Koala Sofa, valued at $1200.

The crowd goes wild. We love to see it.

How to enter the comp:

  • Create your precious diorama.
  • Follow @pedestriantv on Instagram and slide into our slippery Instagram DMs with a pic of your creation.
  • Entires close Friday 29th at 1PM.
  • We’ll sift through the entries and, respond to the winning DM, and post it on our grid.
  • Voilà. You have a new couch and your booty will be thankful to have something comfier to sit on.

This week’s theme: The aftermath of your first house party post-iso

Is your diorama filled with red wine stains, shattered glass and regret? Glitter, noise complaints and a whole stack of texts from your ex? Perhaps it’s just you and your cat sitting on your couch watching Kath & Kim, ’cause you’d both prefer not to engage in the post-iso rush?

Get to cutting and pasting. We look forward to being gagged and gooped by your creations.

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