A Scottish butcher who used to carve up meat for tennis great Andy Murray has made the catastrophically bad blunder of trying to make a sausage baby.

andy murray sausage baby

John Hill, of Dunblane, Perthshire, made the raw meat baby to celebrate the birth of Murray’s second child with wife Kim.

“We thought this would be a funny way to let people know,” he told The Sun, presumably while manipulating his demon baby’s arm to make it look like it was stroking his cheek.

sausage baby“Mother…”

In a move that absolutely no one could have predicted, the sausage bub has spawned any number of insane reactions online.

There’s certain combinations that, like the streams, should never be crossed. Edible goods and human babies is clearly one of them.