A Scottish butcher who used to carve up meat for tennis great Andy Murray has made the catastrophically bad blunder of trying to make a sausage baby.
John Hill, of Dunblane, Perthshire, made the raw meat baby to celebrate the birth of Murray's second child with wife Kim.
"We thought this would be a funny way to let people know," he told The Sun, presumably while manipulating his demon baby's arm to make it look like it was stroking his cheek.
"Mother..."
In a move that absolutely no one could have predicted, the sausage bub has spawned any number of insane reactions online.
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There's certain combinations that, like the streams, should never be crossed. Edible goods and human babies is clearly one of them.