Two Of 1999’s Most Default Celebs Bravely Declared They Could Bash Egg Boy

Like moths to a flame, the story surrounding darling Egg Boy has dragged in input from the most unlikely and definitely unwelcome of places. Namely, Dean Cain and Brian McFadden, two names your Mum might remember if she thinks about it for a hot second or ten.

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As footage of Egg Boy’s thwack to the scone of Fraser Anning spread across the globe like wildfire over the weekend, Cain – who played Superman on TV for a few years in the 90s and has one of the all-time great kettle heads – weighed in for whatever reason. His assessment of the situation? He could, at any given moment, bash the teen if he so wished.

Following that utterly bizarre interjection, deeply Irish once-was boy band member McFadden waded into the mucky debate with his own assessment: He too could thrash the child.

Cool.

In what’ll surprise none of you that little back and forth led to both of them getting their asses washed by the collective internet, in what quickly became an All-Star Weekend-grade dunk contest.

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And then somehow amid all that there was *checks notesUrthboy? running into things to call McFadden a *checks notes again* “weak kent“?

What the fuck is going on. Good grief.

To recap: Dean Cain and Brian McFadden, average career peak approximately June 21 1998, both believe they could easily bash an egg-wielding teenager if they wanted to, and that egging Nazis is bad, actually.

Honestly, there’s no response to this that isn’t covered by the image of a squinting John Mulaney going “Is that……… Dean Cain?

Fuckin’ Dean Cain.

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