Clive Palmer Nails Some ZZZZZ’s During Question Time, Blames “Heartless Budget”

During the Question Time #Budget2014 debrief today the Member for Fairfax Clive Palmer, the lil’ scallywag, fell asleep in his lil’ crossbench. D’awwwwwwww. It got so kewt that the Hon Mal Brough MP had to bring Nap Time to and end with a swift glass of water right in the Palmer kisser.

As anyone who has ever fallen asleep during class or at work will know, deflection must then intensify:

To be fair though, dude said he’s been doing interviews re: Budgetapocolypse since 2am. “I went a bit sleepy. I’ve had about 38 interviews today, roughly,” he said.

And he would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for us meddling internet users.

via SMH