Because we simply cannot get enough of how fucking hilarious she is, Chrissy Teigen has swiftly returned to her regular Twitter programming of mercilessly owning her husband John Legend online.
After finally introducing us plebs to the perfect cherub that is Miles Theodore Stephens with a truly wholesome pic of the wee one looking like he knows all the secrets of the world, Chrissy’s extremely back on her bullshit while John’s attending the 2018 Billboard Music Awards.
Chrissy posted a photo of her with Miles on her lap, watching John at the awards on tv and shamelessly calling him out for being on a red carpet so soon after having a bub.
wow didn’t u just have a baby John smh go take care of it !!!!!! disgusting pic.twitter.com/l20XJGQ2Fu
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 20, 2018
Smh John, smdh.
How very *dare* you be all out here on a red carpet while your extremely fresh bebby sits at home being all small and adorable and vulnerable? Disgusting !!!!!
hello it’s shortrib night be home by 9 pic.twitter.com/aiGs3gnNdl
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 21, 2018
She’s reminding him when he needs to be home for dinner because John you are a family man and you should be home at a respectable time (9pm) and god dammit you KNOW tonight is shortrib night S M D H.
Chrissy’s routine dragging of her husband, along with her extremely relatable perspective on the world and determination that she’s going to be a real-life version of Homeland‘s Carrie Mathison is truly the content I crave every day I log on. She’s just like all of us, but famous and rich and beautiful and has a much bigger follower count.
We don’t deserve Chrissy Teigen. There, I said it.
