Chrissy Teigen has posted a photo of her tiny little newborn, revealing the sprog’s name to be Miles Theodore Stephens.
The model, television host, and all-purpose internet personality took to Instagram to showcase Miles’ precious face, four days after he was welcomed into the world.
Teigen said she and husband John Legend (born John Roger Stephens) are “drowning in his little peeps and nuzzles”. Let’s be honest: you would too if your kid resembled a tiny, genial professor of philosophy.
That baby is wise and benevolent. That baby has some interesting thoughts on critical theory.
The image and revelation of Miles’ name comes after Teigen awarded him an extra “point” for… well. We’ll let her explain.
I can confirm postpartum life is 90% better when you don’t rip to your butthole. Baby boy: 1 point. Luna: 0
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 20, 2018
Congrats to the happy family.