YEAH COOL WHO’S READY TO SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING NICE THEY OWN FUCK YEAH.
Extremely attractive and, by all accounts, very funny and nice people Chris Pratt and Anna Faris have announced they are separating, confirming everything to be the worst and good things to be little more than a horrific mirage.
The pair each took to social media a short time ago to announce their decision to end their 8-year marriage, with Faris posting first on Twitter…
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) August 7, 2017
…and Pratt following a short time later on Facebook.
The pair met back in 2007 on the set of ‘Take Me Home Tonight,’ a film that for one reason or another didn’t actually see a release until 2011. The couple got engaged in late 2008, before marrying in Bali in mid-2009.
Pratt & Faris have one kid, Jack, who was born premature in August 2012. Despite those early struggles, Jack has since grown up to be a totally rad little dude.
The pair’s last posts of each other on Instagram both come from back in May.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUFND29jJFM/
It’s cool. Everything’s fine. Totally ok. I’m not crying you are SHUT UP.
