A few days ago we asked you all to ‘FUCK US DEAD‘ because there was a rumour going ’round that enduring icon Cher will be headlining Mardi Gras next year.
The Sydney Morning Herald published a scoop suggesting a contract for the 71-year-old singer to perform at the world-renowned gay pride festival was yet to be signed, but was close to being a done deal.
The ‘Believe‘ singer is widely regarded as the real MVP on Twitter thanks to her uniquely capitalised, emoji-ladden tweets, and she had been busy stoking the fire:
Where am I going in March⁉️
— Cher (@cher) December 3, 2017
And today she’s logged back in to drop this one, and let’s be real, if she doesn’t headline Mardi Gras after this farce she may need to be relegated to the realm of all Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves:
OK….. YOU BOYS🌈KNOW WHERE I’LL 🐝IN MARCH
✨💖✨#PutSomeShrimpOmTheBar🐝
😘💋— Cher (@cher) December 30, 2017
#PutSomeShimpOmTheBar[bee-emoji]! If that’s not confirmation of her attendance, dog only knows what is.
Bring it on. Consider our fishnets washed and ready to roll on up.
