How much better could the tale of Donald Trump and the Thirst for the Golden Shower story get, you ask? How about THIS MUCH BETTER: GLORIOUSLY PUNNY TRUMP-PISS-THEMED BEER.
That’s right! Brisbane Brewing Co., a boutique brewery from the Queensland capital, is working on a beaut new batch of piss that they’re calling “You’re In!“. The beer type? Golden sour, obviously.
Brendan Chan, one of the brewers at the company, explained the reasoning behind this new and fantastic inauguration inebriation aid.
“It’s not necessarily Donald Trump. I mean for legal reasons, it’s a very generic kind of blonde, saggy man.But we were actually brewing the beer when the story broke about the alleged Russian-prostitutes-peeing-on-a-bed scenario, and you know, the beer is pale, golden colour. And it just sort of came to me, and I said ‘We should call it a golden sour!’And then after a while we thought, well, golden sour is the style, so we can work in another pee-related pun. So it’s called ‘You’re In’.“
If you’re keen to wrap your hands around a frosty pint of You’re In, you’ll need to wait a couple of weeks until the beer is ready to pour. Then you can pop into Brisbane Brewing Co.’s West End premises, or make a visit to the Woolloongabba Brew House.
Don’t be surprised, though, if other venues start springing pale yellow leaks in the near future.
“A few people have been asking for it,” Brendon told us, “so it may be available elsewhere.”
Golden sours for everyone!
Source and image: Brisbane Brewing Co.
