The Census Was Last Night And The People of Australia Have Some Opinions About Why It Sucked

Census

In case you missed it (we really hope you didn’t), every Aussie adult was required to fill out the Census last night. That meant we had to put up with a questionnaire which was weird at best and in some cases, pretty problematic.

Some questions felt a tad weird but were still understandable, like asking people how they travelled to work when half the country is in lockdown. Other questions (or lack thereof) just felt plain wrong.

Take, for example, the apparent erasure of queer, trans and enby folks among the multitude of other demographic notes compiled by the survey.

To make things worse, people who selected the non-binary option for the gender question will be randomly assigned to either the female or male categories in the end. That’s literally the opposite of what non-binary means.

Plenty off Aussies took to Twitter to call these issues out.

Some of the questions were also pretty culturally insensitive, including excluding major religions, ancestries and languages as checkbox options.

The Census definitely gave the vibe that the questions were compiled by people who’ve maybe never had to answer such questions beyond pre-prepared responses.

https://twitter.com/alyciagawthorne/status/1425022708039917573

The question about how many kids you’ve birthed isn’t inherently problematic, but it sure was worded weirdly.

People couldn’t help but see parallels with their nosy distant relatives, or whatever.

https://twitter.com/GandWalter/status/1425058202836627457

Out of all this mess, at least we got a couple of decent jokes and memes.

https://twitter.com/JamColley/status/1425030878846066690

https://twitter.com/TravisHDeVries/status/1424922284804886530

https://twitter.com/mckinnon_a/status/1425061903936544772

https://twitter.com/Utopiana/status/1425060726733824000

Anyway, at least it’s over and done with now, even if the data collection was pretty shitty at times.

See you all again this time in five years, by which time things will hopefully have improved!

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