A tired male cat in China has been hospitalised and put on a glucose drip after getting frisky with five female cats in one horned-up night at the cat hotel. And honestly, same.

Yes, it is me, Pedestrian’s resident horny animal expert back with another story of pets doing the sex.

Xiaopi, a Russian Blue cat from China, was left at a pet hotel for one night (October 1) while his owners went on their own vacation, the New Zealand Herald reports. Yes, Russian Blue cats are the kind of fancy cats that require a hotel when you go on holidays, rather than just asking your sister to come over and feed him.

But if you thought one night in a hotel wasn’t enough to get up to some mischief, you clearly haven’t seen The Hangover.

The horny cat’s owner Mr Zhao had warned the pet hotel that his precious Xiaopi had not been desexed before commencing his stay at the hotel, but the staff didn’t take this into account when they let him out to freely interact (fucc) the other cats.

“I thought they’d be professional, but the staff member didn’t feed Xiaopi during the day and let him out to roam freely at night,” Mr Zhao said in a statement on social media. “That’s right, all the cats were free to walk around the shop and then the employee went home.”

Obviously, Xiaopi’s natural instincts took over and well… he got frisky with at least five cats.

“Between around 10.40pm and 5am, my cat mated with five female cats. And those are only the ones I could see in the CCTV footage.”

Yep, there was even CCTV footage, so poor Xiaopi’s horned-up night of fun will forever be saved on film for his owners to cringe at.

But it gets worse because even after letting his cat out on a sexcapade, the hotel allegedly blamed Mr Zhao for the ordeal and wanted him to explain it to the other owners.

“They had the nerve to be upset with me. They wanted me to explain the situation to all the other owners,” he said. “My f***ing cat is exhausted and on a glucose drip, and this is my fault?”

Eventually, the hotel apologised to Mr Zhao and offered to pay for Xiaopi’s treatment and hospital stay, which included fluid therapy. They have also offered financial compensation to the owners of the cats that Xiaopi got pregnant during the accident.

Russian Blue kittens can sell for $850-$1200 in Australia, so these accidental offspring could be worth some serious cash.

Thankfully, Xiaopi has made a full recovery from his sexed-up hotel visit, but likely won’t be leaving the house any time soon.