It’s Officially Cancer Season Friends, So Here’s What Crabby Chaos Awaits Your Star Sign

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Friends, it is with a heavy heart and tears in my eyes that I must tell you Cancer season has begun. It’s also still mercury retrograde, which will explain why everything is feeling a bit exhausting and strange lately. So what does Cancer season mean for you and your sign? Let’s discuss.

In tarot, Cancer season is represented by The Chariot. I’m telling you this as if you know what that means, but as P.TV’s resident tarot binch, let me tell you why that’s a big deal. The Chariot is all about obstacles and progression. Moving forward but also facing a lot of shit in your way.

To put it plainly, Cancer season is an emotional time all around. While the Pisces fishies are sad, Cancer’s are emotional, and volatile at times too. So, what does giving them a whole time period lasting from June 20 – July 20 mean for you and your star sign? Fuckery. Let’s dive straight in then, hey?

Aries

Hey hey, my billy goats gruffs, how have you been lately? Had life been full of drama? Are things starting to get crazy? Is your calendar filling up like never before? Okay cool, well that has nothing to do with the stars, that’s on you babes.

This Cancer season is all about getting out there and claiming the adventures you deserve. You may notice an influx of new emotions at this time, but they’ll be positive ones. Keep calm and carry on, as those British cups say. Make sure to take photos while you’re out there.

Taurus

Like a red flag blowing in the wind, change lies ahead and you’re about to charge headfirst into it without thinking. Your friends are changing, your plans are changing, hell, even your eyelashes are starting to sit differently.

Cancer season is all about growth and rapid development for you bullies (affectionate term), but it’s up to you to ensure that it’s good change. Good luck with that friends, it sure doesn’t sound easy.

Gemini

Follow these steps as I say them, friends.

Open your bank app. Look at the total amount of funds you have currently.

See that number? We don’t want to dip below that number, especially in Cancer season. Look after your finances friends, you have two personalities which means double the spending.

Cancer

Being a Cancer in Cancer season is all about being a bad bitch. The amount of confidence that is about to hit you is going to rock your world. Cancer men, use this confidence to slide into my dm’s. I am a meek Sagittarius who is afraid of Cancer season.

Enjoy these next couple of days friends, you’ve earnt it. Call me.

Leo

Alexa play ‘Lonely’ by Akon.

Virgo

Oi Virgins, it’s time to make decisions instead of being a choosy binch. Cancer season demands it.

Look, i’m not saying that things are gonna go wrong if you don’t step up to the plate and start making choices to better yourself, but I am. Cancer season takes no prisoners, so now is not the time to be indecisive.

Libra

Career is a word you see in your nightmares. Work is a word that fills you with fear. Thankfully you’ll start to see a lull in the chaos in your working life. Be it the person who gets on your nerves or the customers who drive you up the wall, things are going to settle for a bit.

Hey, maybe all the annoying folk are busy being distracted by the chaos of Cancer season. A win for you. Make the most of it.

Scorpio

People often associate you with being dark and moody, or sleek and sexual. Well, what they don’t know is that Cancer season is really about light and happiness for you lot.

Scorpions, put those piercing stingers of yours away, because it’s time to smile away all of your fears and anxiety. Until Cancer season is over of course, that’s when you can bring the black hoodies back out.

Sagittarius

It is time for you lot to take a break. A vacation. Some rest. Cancer season is going to kick your ass, and you want to make sure you’re in a comfortable spot for the punishment.

But seriously, my Sagittarian sisters, brothers and others, look after yourself this Cancer season and don’t do anything that will drain the soul out of you.

Capricorn

If there’s one word you must remember, my Capri Suns, it’s ‘help’. Cancer season is all about helping others and receiving some help for yourself. As an Earth sign, you’re stubborn as hell, but it wouldn’t hurt to achieve a good balance between helping and getting help.

Just don’t be afraid to ask others for an aiding hand, alright?

Aquarius

Get out the cucumbers and floaties, because Cancer season is all about self-care my Aquariums. Rest, take it easy, and wait for the next astrological season to come through and rattle you to the core.

Enjoy the calm!

Pisces

Alexa play ‘Lonely’ by Akon.

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