Look At This Sneaky Lil’ Snek Doin’ A QLD Woman A Heckin’ Surprise

You know how people from overseas are always like “Australia is crazy! You have murderous animals and insects everywhere!”

Well, they’re not wrong are they.

Not only do we have animals and insects that like to do the murders (or at least the very-bad-poisons), they also love to SNEAK THE FUCK UP ON US. Just to add some shits and giggles, some je ne sais quoi to the eventual poisoning proceedings.

Take this (albeit v cute) little red-bellied black snake. Just curling up around a Caloundra, QLD woman’s black double-pluggers, doing a solid disguise.

It’s legit a baby. See? The Sunshine Coast Snake Catchers 24/7 (I like your to-the-point name there, guys) called it a ‘juvenile’ which I, The Snake Knower, discern as “tiny bebe lil’ snekkie”. Who taught it these dastardly ways. Snake mum, you’ve got a lot to answer for here.

Actually how are snakes born? Are they egg ones? Are they mammals? What is a mammal. Oh god, I learnt nothing in primary school.

Less stupid observation – as a Sydney resident it shookeths me to the core that you QLDers have entire companies dedicated to removing snakes from your property. Good Lord.

I think we can all say one thing for sure – fucking nope and also burn your entire house down, it’s the only way.

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