Buy Yourself A Vote In This Weekend’s WA Senate Election!

So Big Clive’s muscling his way into your state, pushing you around, telling you what’s what. Are you gonna stand for it? Hell no you’re not! Give him what for with this genuine, bona fide, one-of-a-kind extra vote in the senate election this weekend! Yes, for the low, low starting price of just 50c, you can bid on someone’s vote in the election. This unique offer is sure race out the door, so you’d better get bidding!

Don’t live in Western Australia but still want to have your well-earned say? This is the item for you! Feel like casting one vote for Labor and one for the Liberals, effectively cancelling them both out? Bid on this unique slice of Australian democracy! Unsatisfied with drawing an overly elaborate dick and balls on only one ballot paper? Why not draw it on two!
This integral part of the Australian democratic process is on sale today at bargain basement prices, so act quick before it’s too late! It’s a democratic, monochromatic, thumb in the nose at the autocratic, fast-paced, policy-based, better tie up your shoelace, fair dinkum, ridgy didge, died in the wool chance to have your say in an election that you’re legally not allowed to participate in!
Don’t want Clive Palmer giving you what for? Good! Tell him by buying this vote. Sick and tired of the mining companies bleating “poor me” about the mining tax? Great! Stick it right up them by buying your way into the election. Bored and in need of something to do this Saturday? Buy a vote, fly to Perth, and track down the polling booth with the sickest sausage sizzle. A sure fire way to turn your weekend from awful to awesome!
And I can’t stress how fast you’ll need to act to bid on this item! Because if the AEC finds out about this, the guy selling it could be fined $5000 and go to jail for up to two years!
Happy bidding!

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