Well, apparently there is a genuine and unadulterated fear within many a white woman with self-proclaimed excellent hair, that Beyoncé will creep into their room while they sleep and murder them in cold blood for being the ominous ‘Becky with the Good Hair‘.
ICYMI, ‘Becky with the Good Hair’ is a lyric from Bey’s new visual album, ‘Lemonade‘. It references ‘the other woman’ in a case of infidelity, which the general population has assumed is in reference to Jay-Z‘s not-so-private indiscretion years ago.
And so, of course, the Beyhive are out for Becky’s blood.
So – are you a Becky, and do you have good hair? It’s a bloody minefield for you right now!
What better way to differentiate yourself from the REAL Becky with Good Hair, than to purchase this now-available badge. It clearly states that you are ‘NOT BECKY‘.
It’ll set you back a tenner, which is mere pocket change in comparison to the long and arduous cost of constantly explaining to people that no, you are not *that* Becky.
But regardless, we’re sure your hair is very very good.
Buy your badge here, lest you be mauled by Beyoncé fangirls and perish: www.notbeckybadge.com
Source: NotBeckyBadge.com.
Photo: Jason LaVeris & Frederick J Brown / Getty.
