Burgers, Beers & Beats Make Sex For Sydney’s First-Ever ‘Burgapalooza’

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, EVERYONE REMAIN CALM AND FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY TYING ON A BIB.

Sydney‘s getting its first (and biggest, by default) burger and beer festival this March – and its name is Burgapalooza, to be run outta Marrickville’s The Vic On The Park hotel from 11am-9pm on Saturday the 19th.
An event the likes of which is bound to make every bun fiend jizz in his / her pants, 6 of the city’s primo burger vendors will be flipping never-before-tasted, one-off burgers at the event, with each one matched to a gold frothie from the good folks at James Squire Brewery.
No fries, no sides, no gimmicks – just sweet, sweet patties + buns for you to wrap your chops ’round.

“We want punters to try as many different burgers as possible, so the burgers themselves will be on the smaller side of normal so you can fit more in,” Archie Saliba, one half of foodie events company Hashtag Burgers, tells P.TV.
It’s the perfect burger odyssey.
There’ll also be a lineup of local DJs spinning strictly vinyl funk / soul records for ~good vibes~.
Without further ado, here’s the all-star Burgapalooza line-up:
BAR LUCA

The #FattyBurgerBirthday celebrations continue tonight with this #burger from @publifekitchen – 6pm till sold out – see you there!!! ?????? #burgers

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CHEF’S KITCHEN


MILK BAR BY CAFE ISH


BARRIO CELLAR

BARE GRILL

The cowboy burger #cowboy burger#baregrillandcafe #fbaslaperouse #burger #beach #bacon #pulledpork #baregrill #sun

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You still with us, fam, or have you passed out due to the overuse of your salivary glands?
For those still standing, entry to the event is FREE and all burgers will be a flat-rate of $9.
Not in Sydney? Don’t fret – there are plans to expand Burgapalooza.
“If it goes as well as we hope it does, we’ll definitely look at going interstate – get more burger vendors involved and stuff,” says Archie. 
Yes, please, burgers everywhere, now.

Burgerpalooza is on March 19 at Marrickville’s “The Vic on the Park”, with stalls opening from 11:00am to 9:00pm. Check the Facebook page for more.

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