Since its release, Pokémon GO has managed to help facilitate people covering pretty much the full spectrum of Being A Complete Dickhead.
Scientists don’t know whether something about the frighteningly addictive game makes ordinary people act like assclowns or whether it simply amplifies the assclownery of existing assclowns, but regardless, there’s a lot of assclownery going on.
Like the two Brisbane teenagers who decided it would be a super good idea to wander into a church mid-funeral in their intrepid search for Pokémon.
The kids wandered into St Joseph’s Catholic Church in Corinda during the funeral of 87-year-old Neil Murphy before being shooed away by the church’s organist.
A spokesman from the church says they weren’t sure what the teenagers were doing but Murphy’s wife, Cecily, was pretty certain:
“I only saw the organist shake her head and the person walk away but my friend Geoffrey, he saw the young fellow put his phone up and took a Pokemon photo.”
Not quite sure what a Pokémon photo is, but that’s close enough for me.
Source: ABC.
