
Most brides-to-be do not contemplate shooting turds out of their doo-doo ass while walking down the aisle, but viral footage from one 2012 wedding ceremony is an exception to the rule.
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North Carolina man Luke Logan recently shared footage from his wedding day on Twitter, giving strangers worldwide the chance to hear his wife admit she had a bog immediately before stepping into the church.
Logan, who was mic’ed up during the ceremony, was on deck to capture her saying “I took a really big dump before I came down the aisle.”
“What the hell is wrong with you?” he replied, fully aware the videographer captured her admission.
You can see her coming to that realisation below:
The video, which Logan initially shared on Twitter in response to a Jimmy Fallon callout for funny wedding #content, has now been viewed tens of thousands of times.
Speaking on his family’s newfound notoriety, Logan was full of praise for his forthright life partner.
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The pair now have a four-year-old daughter, indicating their marriage survived one shitty moment at the altar.
Good for them.