The word ‘perfect’ gets thrown around a lot, but this video of a koala chasing a woman on her quad bike may actually be the perfect distillation of ‘STRAYA, MATE

South Australian Ebony Churchill filmed the determined marsupial as it pursued her. “Oh my god, it’s coming!” she can be heard screaming, before it mounts the rear tyre. “It’s on the bike! Piss off!”

Churchill kindly uploaded the video to Facebook, so now we can all watch it forever. The internet’s done now – pack ‘er up, boys, because it will never get better than this:

The koala bloody chased me tonight! F#$….Shit me self

Posted by Ebony Churchill on Friday, August 14, 2015

via ABC News