Though the collective brainpower of Parliament House cannot be denied at the best of times, often it’s up to the individual to achieve the kind of intellectual feats usually reserved for a bag of farted-on tart shells. Case in point, the large-headed Bob Katter, of the ingeniously named Katter’s Australian Party, not to be confused with any parties Katter may throw abroad.
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The galaxy-brained genius himself weighed in on the legitimately devastating drought current causing Australia’s farmers to cop it square on the chin.
Katter, who is worried sick about the sheer amount of people being ripped apart by crocodiles in North Queensland on a seemingly monthly basis, has a frankly spectacular solution to fixing the drought: Water.
It’s literally that easy, folks.
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Unbelievable, that no one has thought to just put water on the drought-affected regions. A truly mind-boggling oversight to have not tried fixing the absence of water by simply adding water. One of the all-time great brainfades, Australia. For shame.
Equally as curious is old mate’s claim that “in 45 years I’ve been through 400 droughts,” which averages out to around 8.9 droughts per year. The question there: How does Katter define a drought exactly? Is it drought when water is not actively pelting on the ground? Does a drought begin the moment it stops raining?
If that’s the case, Melbourne can bash out 10, 20 droughts in an arvo on a patchy July day.
But where’s their drought relief concert with John Farnham, I ask you.
