An Edinburgh man with a bionic dick says he’s been inundated with offers of sex from thirsty women, but has been unable to take anyone up on their offer because he’s too tired at the end of a long day to bone.
Mohammed Abad, 44, lost his penis and one testicle when he was dragged under a car for 180-metres in an accident in Yorkshire, when he was just six years old.
He was fitted for a bionic penis in 2012, made from nerves and skin from his arm. A full 121 operations later, he was given the all-clear by doctors to have sex, and made headlines when he lost his virginity to sex worker Charlotte Rose – who specialises in disabled clients – in March this year.
Now Mohammed says he’s received over 50 messages from women who’re thirsty for the bionic D.
“I get a lot of messages from women online who ask if I will have sex with them,” he told the Daily Star.“They’ve heard about my bionic penis and they want to try it out. They are all very intrigued and think I can make love for hours.”
His £70,000 ($AU119,000) wang gets hard when he presses a button in his testicles, at which point liquid from his stomach fills the thing right up. (A different report said that his manhood filled up with water, to which I couldn’t help but wonder… where was the water coming from? His bladder? Did he have a piss dick? These are the important questions that I must ask.)
However, Abad isn’t chomping at the bit to take his manhood for a spin.
“It’s not that I don’t want to and I get offers, but I have been so busy with work. I work 14-hour shifts every day and by the time I get home I’m just too tired for sex.”
The divorcee is actually putting his faith in his parents to find him a suitable arranged marriage. He split from his wife in 2013 (before his dick was fully functional) and says that while she was understanding about not being able to have sex, it was a “big burden” on the marriage.
This time round, there should be no such tensions.
“We’re speaking to a few parties at the moment. I don’t care what she looks like – she could be tall, short, thin or fat. I prefer personality to looks. My parents will find me a suitable match.“I’m really looking forward to the wedding night this time round.”
Truly, an inspiring story for the ages.
