Bill Shorten Hits Political Iceberg With Super Awkward Chat About Lettuce

The awkwardness of Opposition Leader Bill Shorten is quickly becoming the most defining part of his Labor leadership, but with one painful TV segment and subsequent tweet he’s hit a political iceberg. He’s tossed away his credibility. Will he romain Leader of the Labor party? He’s getting shredded on Twitter, and all cos of this:

That vine comes from a segment aired this morning in which Shorten follows a woman around a Queanbeyan Woolies and asks her about the contents of her trolley – or, as Sky NewsPaul Murray put it, attempting to fire up debate about the GST by scaring a normal human being.

“Do you eat a lot of salad?”
“Wat?”

The rest of the segment plays out with Bill apparently choosing their groceries on the basis that they were placed neither too high nor too low on the shelf, and filling up the time with some riveting chat.
“You’re every mother’s dream,” he tells the daughter because she likes eating veggies (true), yet later picks up a *carton* of custard and calls it a ‘staple’. THIS IS WHY WE HAVE AN OBESITY CRISIS, BILL.
Somewhere, a Labor staffer is remembering their “Just have a friendly chat about their shopping!” advice to Shorten and groaning. Vetted talking points, Labor staffer. He needs them. 

The whole thing took a turn for the cringeworthy when Shorten heard about the lettuce joke and ran with it.


Twitter right now is just one giant lettuce pun pissing contest. But at least we know one thing for sure:

*wipes sweat off forehead, bites into cos heart*

Watch the whole segment below:



Photo: Daniel Munoz / Getty.

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