Big Nerd Sasha Obama Dogged Her Dad’s Final Speech To Study For An Exam

Obama to Michelle: “For the past 25 years, you have not only been my wife and mother of my children, you have been my best friend” ?? pic.twitter.com/XHQ3Fghfon

— BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) January 11, 2017

This obviously led the people of Twitter to speculate on what could possibly have been more important than seeing her dad say seeya to the most powerful job in the world.

Anyone else wondering if #sashaobama is the designated survivor?

— Jaime Allentuck (@JAllentuck) January 11, 2017

When the ticket is so ?? you can only get 2 for the fam… #sorrysasha #seniority #sashaobama #obamafarewell

— Marisol Dorantes (@dorantesmarisol) January 11, 2017

“I’ve got a thing.” – Sasha

— Mackenzie Kruvant (@mkruvant) January 11, 2017

Well, turns out the reason was significantly lamer. Sasha dogged her old man’s final speech because she had an exam in the morning she had to study for. Props to the hard-ass lecturer who clearly said that your father farewelling a job he’s about to lose to an authoritarian maniac was not grounds to reschedule the test.

A White House official confirmed this was the reason. Smdh, Sasha. Dogging the boys for school. Not on.