It’s been a wild week in Bachie land after last night’s dog cunt incident, so I figured tonight would be a bit less… intense. But in true Bachelor fashion, we still managed to end up with a pretty spicy ep.
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Obviously, Matt was absolutely ROCKED by the dog cunt incident. I mean, he’s THE BACHELOR. Why isn’t she falling at his feet? We got lots of shots of him staring off into the distance, desperately trying to work out what to do.
The solo date went to Chelsie, who is fucking adorable and deserves to get to the last few episodes before inevitably getting the boot.
Chelsie and Matt#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/1jpj77q6r4
— Zoe (@Lunaamikaelson) August 15, 2019
This date giving us a sneak peek at Chelsie & Matt’s wedding day. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/O0d6sAFZur
— The artist formerly known as (@Pocket_Osher) August 15, 2019
Then we got the weird wedding bouquet throw moment. It was catty, it was pathetic, and Twitter went WILD over it,
Here we go! #BachelorAu pic.twitter.com/izbxBBho7m
— Tania🇦🇺 (@tanlbh) August 15, 2019
Argh shit now they’re all in wedding dresses… I know this show is supposed to be trash but the absurdity makes it so addictive #BachelorAu
— Alexia Mitchell (@lexilegs99) August 15, 2019
But Matt was NOT HAPPY that the girl who literally called him a dog cunt wasn’t enthusiastic about fighting over a bouquet for him. What??? For an astrophysicist, he doesn’t seem like the brightest star in the sky.
Matt: she called me a dog cunt and lied to my face, but the fact that she can’t catch a bouquet of flowers with enthusiasm is the reason she should leave. #BachelorAu #TheBachelorAU
— millhouse (@lightastrike) August 15, 2019
Oh boo hoo, he’s disappointed “she’s not even trying (to fight over a bouquet with a dozen women)”. #BachelorAu
— Isobel Ardent (@isobelardent) August 15, 2019
Monique ended up leaving the house, which really wasn’t THAT shocking. But the decision still divided the Twitterverse. Some people are Team Mon:
Monique actually meant to say this…..#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/LZKtSjzmQ7
— Wayne Griffin (@grifology70) August 15, 2019
https://twitter.com/laurenvedwards/status/1161949803615379456
Abbie pretending she’s upset that Monique left #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/2vwDAEJDE9
— melissa (@goldenbaggers) August 15, 2019
Abbie: I had his best interests at heart #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/1S3TWGmnNX
— Danni (@danni_wanders) August 15, 2019
https://twitter.com/jamesog09198867/status/1161953710546640896
But others jumped to Abbie’s defence, believing that Mon deserved the boot.
https://twitter.com/oz_gale/status/1161949699365986304
Maybe but it was the truth. Monique said it, you can argue whether or not it was right to tell Matt but I believe he should know. The other girls acting fine with the potential future husband being called a dog ____ is crap. #thebachelorAU
— darc (@darcstei) August 15, 2019
https://twitter.com/GregWallis21/status/1161949671121510401
https://twitter.com/_BeccaJK/status/1161949612380307457
Why is everyone acting like it’s super catty that Abbie is happy she is no longer competing with someone who called Matt a dog c#*t!? Like I wouldn’t be ok with Monique staying either #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/uoBZjvyWFR
— Em Jordan 🧣 (@EmJordann) August 15, 2019
And others just hate ’em both!
https://twitter.com/jessicalouiseau/status/1161949673701044224
Ahhhhh the dramaaaaaa, I live for the dramaaaaa.